Week 5 · Hard Luck

JUSTICE DENIED: PHISH DICKS Scores 5th, Sits 0-5

All-play math says they're owed 2.11 wins. The standings don't do refunds.

High

187.44

ACHIP is NOT Terrorism

Low

83.12

Rudolph the Red Zone Reindeer

League avg

125.9

week 5

Games

decided

Matchups

Dude Where's My Carr?Bradley C. · all-play 5-4

126.70

Pinky and the BrainEric & Jason · all-play 3-6

114.12

Margin 12.58

Not Le'veon BellAlex W. · all-play 2-7

110.32

No Butker JokesWalter G. · all-play 8-1

146.04

Margin 35.72

ACHIP is NOT TerrorismTheo S. · all-play 9-0

187.44

PHISH DICKSAndrew S. · all-play 7-2

140.72

Margin 46.72

Revenge of The Doobie BrothersRyan T. · all-play 1-8

90.74

ACHIP is TerrorismNathan C. · all-play 6-3

136.94

Margin 46.20

Rudolph the Red Zone ReindeerJake L. · all-play 0-9

83.12

Thaw The Feet !Robert G. · all-play 4-5

122.54

Margin 39.42

All-play = the record each team would have posted against every other team's score that week.

Updated Sep 30, 2026