Players · Final
STEAL OF THE DRAFT: Christian McCaffrey Earns $164 on a $36 Bid
Biggest bust: David Johnson, a $59 buy that earned $0. The receipts are below.
Steals
- Christian McCaffreyRB · $36 · No Butker Jokes+$128
- Dalvin CookRB · $0 · ACHIP is NOT Terrorism+$75
- Patriots D/STD/ST · $1 · PHISH DICKS+$72
- Derrick HenryRB · $24 · No Butker Jokes+$57
- Michael ThomasWR · $33 · No Butker Jokes+$52
Busts
- David JohnsonRB · $59 · ACHIP is Terrorism−$59
- Odell Beckham Jr.WR · $46 · Thaw The Feet !−$46
- Le'Veon BellRB · $47 · Revenge of The Doobie Brothers−$40
- Antonio BrownWR · $41 · Thaw The Feet !−$39
- Alvin KamaraRB · $65 · ACHIP is Terrorism−$31
Draft report cards
| Grade | Team | Net | Best buy |
|---|---|---|---|
| A | No Butker JokesWalter G. | +$235 | Christian McCaffrey +$128 |
| A | ACHIP is NOT TerrorismTheo S. | +$142 | Dalvin Cook +$75 |
| C | Not Le'veon BellAlex W. | +$27 | Ezekiel Elliott +$20 |
| C | Rudolph the Red Zone ReindeerJake L. | +$12 | Austin Hooper +$29 |
| C | Dude Where's My Carr?Bradley C. | −$7 | Travis Kelce +$31 |
| C | PHISH DICKSAndrew S. | −$34 | Patriots D/ST +$72 |
| D | Revenge of The Doobie BrothersRyan T. | −$49 | Austin Ekeler +$50 |
| D | ACHIP is TerrorismNathan C. | −$94 | Russell Wilson +$28 |
| D | Thaw The Feet !Robert G. | −$105 | Aaron Jones +$44 |
| F | Pinky and the BrainEric & Jason | −$127 | Allen Robinson II +$11 |
Grade = how far a team's total net sits from the league average (A: 1+ standard deviation above; F: 1+ below). The league average is always $0.
Paid vs. earned by position
Each dot is a pick: price paid (across) vs. dollars earned (up). Dashed line = break-even. Blue dots earned more than they cost; red dots didn't. Dots on the floor earned $0. Hover or tab to a dot for details. The full board below is the table view.
Full board
140 of 140 picks
| Christian McCaffrey | RB | No Butker Jokes | $36 | 16/16 | 25.8 | $164 | +$128 |
| Dalvin Cook | RB | ACHIP is NOT Terrorism | $0 | 14/16 | 19.0 | $75 | +$75 |
| Patriots D/ST | D/ST | PHISH DICKS | $1 | 16/16 | 14.1 | $73 | +$72 |
| Derrick Henry | RB | No Butker Jokes | $24 | 15/16 | 19.0 | $81 | +$57 |
| Michael Thomas | WR | No Butker Jokes | $33 | 16/16 | 18.8 | $85 | +$52 |
| Austin Ekeler | RB | Revenge of The Doobie Brothers | $7 | 16/16 | 16.4 | $57 | +$50 |
| Aaron Jones | RB | Thaw The Feet ! | $32 | 16/16 | 18.1 | $76 | +$44 |
| Chris GodwinQ | WR | ACHIP is NOT Terrorism | $14 | 14/16 | 16.6 | $53 | +$39 |
| Nick Chubb | RB | Revenge of The Doobie Brothers | $0 | 16/16 | 14.8 | $38 | +$38 |
| Deshaun Watson | QB | ACHIP is NOT Terrorism | $0 | 15/16 | 21.4 | $36 | +$36 |
| Mark Andrews | TE | ACHIP is NOT Terrorism | $1 | 15/16 | 11.7 | $35 | +$34 |
| Travis Kelce | TE | Dude Where's My Carr? | $20 | 16/16 | 12.9 | $51 | +$31 |
| Austin Hooper | TE | Rudolph the Red Zone Reindeer | $3 | 13/16 | 11.9 | $32 | +$29 |
| Russell Wilson | QB | ACHIP is Terrorism | $1 | 16/16 | 20.5 | $29 | +$28 |
| Mark Ingram II | RB | ACHIP is NOT Terrorism | $19 | 15/16 | 15.3 | $41 | +$22 |
| Harrison Butker | K | No Butker Jokes | $2 | 16/16 | 10.1 | $23 | +$21 |
| Ezekiel Elliott | RB | Not Le'veon Bell | $52 | 16/16 | 17.8 | $72 | +$20 |
| Wil Lutz | K | Not Le'veon Bell | $2 | 16/16 | 9.9 | $21 | +$19 |
| Jared Cook | TE | Dude Where's My Carr? | $6 | 14/16 | 10.4 | $20 | +$14 |
| Drew Brees | QB | Rudolph the Red Zone Reindeer | $5 | 11/16 | 20.4 | $19 | +$14 |
| Justin Tucker | K | Revenge of The Doobie Brothers | $2 | 16/16 | 9.5 | $16 | +$14 |
| Saquon Barkley | RB | Rudolph the Red Zone Reindeer | $36 | 13/16 | 16.8 | $49 | +$13 |
| Hunter Henry | TE | ACHIP is Terrorism | $4 | 12/16 | 10.2 | $16 | +$12 |
| George Kittle | TE | Not Le'veon Bell | $33 | 14/17 | 12.9 | $45 | +$12 |
| Allen Robinson II | WR | Pinky and the Brain | $7 | 16/16 | 12.9 | $18 | +$11 |
| Marvin Jones Jr.Q | WR | Not Le'veon Bell | $1 | 13/16 | 12.5 | $11 | +$10 |
| Cooper Kupp | WR | ACHIP is NOT Terrorism | $20 | 16/16 | 14.0 | $30 | +$10 |
| Kenny Golladay | WR | Rudolph the Red Zone Reindeer | $15 | 16/16 | 13.5 | $24 | +$9 |
| Kenyan Drake | RB | Dude Where's My Carr? | $13 | 14/16 | 13.5 | $21 | +$8 |
| Vikings D/ST | D/ST | Rudolph the Red Zone Reindeer | $1 | 16/16 | 8.3 | $7 | +$6 |
| Chris CarsonQ | RB | PHISH DICKS | $25 | 15/16 | 14.3 | $30 | +$5 |
| Evan EngramQ | TE | Pinky and the Brain | $10 | 8/16 | 10.9 | $14 | +$4 |
| Jarvis LandryQ | WR | Not Le'veon Bell | $7 | 16/16 | 12.2 | $10 | +$3 |
| Saints D/ST | D/ST | Thaw The Feet ! | $1 | 16/16 | 8.0 | $4 | +$3 |
| Courtland Sutton | WR | PHISH DICKS | $1 | 16/16 | 11.7 | $4 | +$3 |
| Bills D/ST | D/ST | Dude Where's My Carr? | $4 | 16/16 | 8.2 | $6 | +$2 |
| Calvin RidleyQ | WR | Rudolph the Red Zone Reindeer | $11 | 13/16 | 12.7 | $13 | +$2 |
| Rams D/ST | D/ST | ACHIP is Terrorism | $2 | 16/16 | 7.9 | $4 | +$2 |
| Miles SandersQ | RB | Rudolph the Red Zone Reindeer | $6 | 16/16 | 12.1 | $7 | +$1 |
| Golden Tate | WR | No Butker Jokes | $1 | 11/16 | 11.6 | $2 | +$1 |
| DJ MooreQ | WR | Not Le'veon Bell | $11 | 15/16 | 12.5 | $12 | +$1 |
| Zach ErtzQ | TE | No Butker Jokes | $32 | 15/16 | 11.4 | $33 | +$1 |
| Robbie Gould | K | Thaw The Feet ! | $2 | 13/17 | 8.3 | $2 | −$0 |
| Aldrick Rosas | K | Dude Where's My Carr? | $1 | 16/16 | 4.2 | $0 | −$1 |
| Alexander Mattison | RB | Dude Where's My Carr? | $1 | 13/16 | 4.9 | $0 | −$1 |
| Browns D/ST | D/ST | No Butker Jokes | $1 | 16/16 | 4.3 | $0 | −$1 |
| Corey Davis | WR | PHISH DICKS | $1 | 15/16 | 6.2 | $0 | −$1 |
| Dante Pettis | WR | No Butker Jokes | $1 | 11/17 | 2.6 | $0 | −$1 |
| Delanie WalkerQ | TE | PHISH DICKS | $1 | 7/16 | 6.3 | $0 | −$1 |
| Emmanuel Sanders | WR | Rudolph the Red Zone Reindeer | $1 | 17/17 | 9.3 | $0 | −$1 |
| Greg Olsen | TE | Thaw The Feet ! | $1 | 14/16 | 7.0 | $0 | −$1 |
| Jaguars D/ST | D/ST | Not Le'veon Bell | $1 | 16/16 | 4.9 | $0 | −$1 |
| Jake Elliott | K | Rudolph the Red Zone Reindeer | $1 | 16/16 | 6.5 | $0 | −$1 |
| Jared Goff | QB | No Butker Jokes | $1 | 16/16 | 15.5 | $0 | −$1 |
| Ka'imi Fairbairn | K | ACHIP is NOT Terrorism | $1 | 16/16 | 6.6 | $0 | −$1 |
| Kareem Hunt | RB | PHISH DICKS | $1 | 8/16 | 10.4 | $0 | −$1 |
| Mason Crosby | K | PHISH DICKS | $1 | 16/16 | 7.1 | $0 | −$1 |
| Michael Badgley | K | Pinky and the Brain | $1 | 8/16 | 7.6 | $0 | −$1 |
| Nyheim Hines | RB | No Butker Jokes | $1 | 16/16 | 6.0 | $0 | −$1 |
| Stephen GostkowskiQ | K | ACHIP is Terrorism | $1 | 4/16 | 8.0 | $0 | −$1 |
| Tony Pollard | RB | Not Le'veon Bell | $1 | 15/16 | 5.5 | $0 | −$1 |
| Julio Jones | WR | Not Le'veon Bell | $40 | 15/16 | 15.0 | $39 | −$1 |
| Tyler Lockett | WR | Thaw The Feet ! | $11 | 16/16 | 12.1 | $9 | −$2 |
| Mike EvansQ | WR | Rudolph the Red Zone Reindeer | $39 | 13/16 | 15.3 | $37 | −$2 |
| David Njoku | TE | Dude Where's My Carr? | $2 | 4/16 | 3.1 | $0 | −$2 |
| Jordan HowardQ | RB | No Butker Jokes | $2 | 10/16 | 10.6 | $0 | −$2 |
| LeSean McCoy | RB | No Butker Jokes | $2 | 13/16 | 8.1 | $0 | −$2 |
| Matt Ryan | QB | Dude Where's My Carr? | $2 | 15/16 | 17.8 | $0 | −$2 |
| Tom Brady | QB | Pinky and the Brain | $2 | 16/16 | 16.5 | $0 | −$2 |
| Tyreek Hill | WR | Rudolph the Red Zone Reindeer | $19 | 12/16 | 13.3 | $17 | −$2 |
| Leonard FournetteQ | RB | Dude Where's My Carr? | $38 | 15/16 | 14.8 | $35 | −$3 |
| Josh JacobsQ | RB | ACHIP is NOT Terrorism | $26 | 13/16 | 14.0 | $23 | −$3 |
| Carson WentzQ | QB | PHISH DICKS | $3 | 16/16 | 17.2 | $0 | −$3 |
| Christian Kirk | WR | Dude Where's My Carr? | $3 | 13/16 | 10.3 | $0 | −$3 |
| DK Metcalf | WR | Thaw The Feet ! | $3 | 16/16 | 9.9 | $0 | −$3 |
| James Washington | WR | ACHIP is Terrorism | $3 | 15/16 | 7.4 | $0 | −$3 |
| Kalen BallageQ | RB | Pinky and the Brain | $3 | 12/16 | 3.7 | $0 | −$3 |
| Kyler Murray | QB | ACHIP is Terrorism | $3 | 16/16 | 17.8 | $0 | −$3 |
| Royce Freeman | RB | Thaw The Feet ! | $3 | 16/16 | 7.5 | $0 | −$3 |
| Will Fuller VQ | WR | Pinky and the Brain | $3 | 11/16 | 9.9 | $0 | −$3 |
| Patrick Mahomes | QB | No Butker Jokes | $28 | 14/16 | 20.5 | $25 | −$3 |
| Keke Coutee | WR | ACHIP is Terrorism | $4 | 9/16 | 4.6 | $0 | −$4 |
| Robby Anderson | WR | ACHIP is NOT Terrorism | $4 | 16/16 | 8.5 | $0 | −$4 |
| Vance McDonald | TE | ACHIP is Terrorism | $4 | 14/16 | 4.6 | $0 | −$4 |
| Cam NewtonQ | QB | Thaw The Feet ! | $5 | 2/16 | 8.3 | $0 | −$5 |
| Curtis Samuel | WR | ACHIP is Terrorism | $5 | 16/16 | 9.0 | $0 | −$5 |
| Darwin Thompson | RB | Not Le'veon Bell | $5 | 12/16 | 2.3 | $0 | −$5 |
| Jaylen Samuels | RB | Not Le'veon Bell | $5 | 14/16 | 5.8 | $0 | −$5 |
| Latavius Murray | RB | Not Le'veon Bell | $5 | 16/16 | 8.8 | $0 | −$5 |
| Matt Breida | RB | Revenge of The Doobie Brothers | $5 | 13/17 | 7.2 | $0 | −$5 |
| Rashaad PennyQ | RB | Thaw The Feet ! | $5 | 10/16 | 7.1 | $0 | −$5 |
| Julian EdelmanQ | WR | Pinky and the Brain | $23 | 16/16 | 12.9 | $18 | −$5 |
| Larry Fitzgerald | WR | PHISH DICKS | $6 | 16/16 | 8.7 | $0 | −$6 |
| O.J. Howard | TE | Revenge of The Doobie Brothers | $6 | 14/16 | 4.8 | $0 | −$6 |
| Tevin Coleman | RB | ACHIP is Terrorism | $7 | 14/17 | 8.9 | $0 | −$7 |
| Alshon JefferyQ | WR | Revenge of The Doobie Brothers | $8 | 10/16 | 10.1 | $0 | −$8 |
| Bears D/ST | D/ST | ACHIP is NOT Terrorism | $8 | 16/16 | 5.9 | $0 | −$8 |
| Darrell Henderson Jr.Q | RB | Dude Where's My Carr? | $8 | 13/16 | 1.6 | $0 | −$8 |
| Greg Zuerlein | K | ACHIP is NOT Terrorism | $8 | 16/16 | 7.5 | $0 | −$8 |
| Robert Woods | WR | ACHIP is Terrorism | $21 | 15/16 | 12.5 | $13 | −$8 |
| Amari Cooper | WR | PHISH DICKS | $27 | 16/16 | 12.9 | $18 | −$9 |
| Baker Mayfield | QB | Revenge of The Doobie Brothers | $9 | 16/16 | 14.3 | $0 | −$9 |
| Sammy Watkins | WR | Thaw The Feet ! | $9 | 14/16 | 8.0 | $0 | −$9 |
| Marlon Mack | RB | ACHIP is Terrorism | $19 | 14/16 | 12.4 | $10 | −$9 |
| Aaron Rodgers | QB | Not Le'veon Bell | $10 | 16/16 | 17.4 | $0 | −$10 |
| Dede Westbrook | WR | Revenge of The Doobie Brothers | $10 | 15/16 | 8.3 | $0 | −$10 |
| James ConnerQ | RB | Not Le'veon Bell | $20 | 10/16 | 12.8 | $10 | −$10 |
| Melvin Gordon | RB | Pinky and the Brain | $26 | 12/16 | 13.3 | $16 | −$10 |
| Davante Adams | WR | Dude Where's My Carr? | $36 | 12/16 | 14.3 | $25 | −$11 |
| Eagles D/ST | D/ST | Revenge of The Doobie Brothers | $12 | 16/16 | 6.7 | $0 | −$12 |
| Josh GordonOUT | WR | Revenge of The Doobie Brothers | $12 | 11/16 | 5.5 | $0 | −$12 |
| Keenan Allen | WR | No Butker Jokes | $33 | 16/16 | 13.1 | $20 | −$13 |
| Tarik Cohen | RB | ACHIP is NOT Terrorism | $13 | 16/16 | 7.8 | $0 | −$13 |
| DeAndre HopkinsQ | WR | Revenge of The Doobie Brothers | $47 | 15/16 | 14.4 | $33 | −$14 |
| Chargers D/ST | D/ST | Pinky and the Brain | $14 | 16/16 | 5.0 | $0 | −$14 |
| Derrius Guice | RB | Rudolph the Red Zone Reindeer | $14 | 5/16 | 10.8 | $0 | −$14 |
| Duke Johnson | RB | Pinky and the Brain | $14 | 16/16 | 8.3 | $0 | −$14 |
| Phillip LindsayQ | RB | Dude Where's My Carr? | $14 | 16/16 | 11.3 | $0 | −$14 |
| T.Y. Hilton | WR | Revenge of The Doobie Brothers | $14 | 10/16 | 10.3 | $0 | −$14 |
| A.J. GreenQ | WR | PHISH DICKS | $15 | 0/16 | 0.0 | $0 | −$15 |
| Stefon Diggs | WR | Pinky and the Brain | $23 | 15/16 | 12.0 | $8 | −$15 |
| James White | RB | ACHIP is NOT Terrorism | $17 | 15/16 | 10.9 | $0 | −$17 |
| Mike Williams | WR | Dude Where's My Carr? | $18 | 15/16 | 9.1 | $0 | −$18 |
| Sterling Shepard | WR | Rudolph the Red Zone Reindeer | $18 | 10/16 | 11.3 | $0 | −$18 |
| Sony Michel | RB | Thaw The Feet ! | $19 | 16/16 | 9.2 | $0 | −$19 |
| Damien Williams | RB | Thaw The Feet ! | $20 | 11/16 | 11.5 | $0 | −$20 |
| Tyler Boyd | WR | Pinky and the Brain | $20 | 16/16 | 11.1 | $0 | −$20 |
| Devonta Freeman | RB | ACHIP is NOT Terrorism | $26 | 14/16 | 12.0 | $5 | −$21 |
| Brandin Cooks | WR | Revenge of The Doobie Brothers | $21 | 14/16 | 6.9 | $0 | −$21 |
| Todd Gurley II | RB | PHISH DICKS | $45 | 15/16 | 13.6 | $23 | −$22 |
| JuJu Smith-Schuster | WR | Pinky and the Brain | $23 | 12/16 | 7.7 | $0 | −$23 |
| David Montgomery | RB | Rudolph the Red Zone Reindeer | $25 | 16/16 | 9.9 | $0 | −$25 |
| Adam Thielen | WR | PHISH DICKS | $27 | 10/16 | 9.9 | $0 | −$27 |
| Joe Mixon | RB | PHISH DICKS | $46 | 16/16 | 13.0 | $18 | −$29 |
| Kerryon Johnson | RB | Pinky and the Brain | $31 | 8/16 | 10.0 | $0 | −$31 |
| Alvin Kamara | RB | ACHIP is Terrorism | $65 | 14/16 | 14.9 | $34 | −$31 |
| Antonio Brown | WR | Thaw The Feet ! | $41 | 1/7 | 14.1 | $2 | −$39 |
| Le'Veon Bell | RB | Revenge of The Doobie Brothers | $47 | 15/16 | 12.1 | $7 | −$40 |
| Odell Beckham Jr.Q | WR | Thaw The Feet ! | $46 | 16/16 | 10.3 | $0 | −$46 |
| David Johnson | RB | ACHIP is Terrorism | $59 | 13/16 | 9.5 | $0 | −$59 |
Earned = what a player's production was worth in auction dollars. Every point scored above a replacement-level starter is worth the same amount, set so the league's total earnings equal its $1903 total spend. Players at or below replacement earn $0 because you'd bench them, so the most a pick can lose is its price. Net = earned − paid, and across the league it always sums to $0. GP = games played of the team's games. Injury tags show current status.
Updated Sep 30, 2026