Week 1 · Top Score

129.14 POINTS: Tua Tug My Lowers Puts the League on Notice

The league averaged 113.3 in week 1. Consider this a warning.

High

129.14

Tua Tug My Lowers

Low

87.62

MANY MEN WISH DEATH UPON ME

League avg

113.3

week 1

Games

decided

Matchups

Playoff AubreyWalter G. · all-play 4-5

111.82

QB QBAlex W. · all-play 6-3

121.04

Margin 9.22

Two Justins, One KuppRyan T. · all-play 7-2

122.20

Tua Tug My LowersRobert G. · all-play 9-0

129.14

Margin 6.94

Purdy SturdyAndrew S. · all-play 3-6

109.64

Oakland sadiAsad H. · all-play 8-1

126.12

Margin 16.48

Dude Where's My Carr?Bradley C. · all-play 2-7

107.60

Q-AmonJake L. · all-play 5-4

115.92

Margin 8.32

Pinky and the BrainEric & Jason · all-play 1-8

101.90

MANY MEN WISH DEATH UPON MENathan C. · all-play 0-9

87.62

Margin 14.28

All-play = the record each team would have posted against every other team's score that week.

Updated Sep 30, 2026