Players · Final
STEAL OF THE DRAFT: Cooper Kupp Earns $91 on a $16 Bid
Biggest bust: Saquon Barkley, a $53 buy that earned $0. The receipts are below.
Steals
- Cooper KuppWR · $16 · Fucking Awful+$75
- Tom BradyQB · $3 · RollAway _ TheDrew+$64
- Deebo SamuelWR · $1 · QB QB+$62
- Justin HerbertQB · $9 · Herbie Fully -Loaded+$61
- Josh AllenQB · $33 · QB QB+$49
Busts
- Saquon BarkleyRB · $53 · Pinky and the Brain−$53
- Christian McCaffreyRB · $62 · Dude Where's My Carr?−$46
- Calvin RidleyWR · $37 · Stay In Zuerlein−$37
- DeAndre HopkinsWR · $41 · Tater Thots−$34
- DK MetcalfWR · $41 · Tater Thots−$33
Draft report cards
| Grade | Team | Net | Best buy |
|---|---|---|---|
| A | RollAway _ TheDrewAndrew S. | +$72 | Tom Brady +$64 |
| A | QB QBAlex W. | +$69 | Deebo Samuel +$62 |
| B | Oakland sadiAsad H. | +$21 | Jonathan Taylor +$35 |
| C | Dude Where's My Carr?Bradley C. | +$10 | Jalen Hurts +$42 |
| C | Fucking AwfulRyan T. | −$1 | Cooper Kupp +$75 |
| C | Herbie Fully -LoadedRobert G. | −$1 | Justin Herbert +$61 |
| D | Tater ThotsNathan C. | −$16 | Mark Andrews +$46 |
| D | Trey AreaJake L. | −$22 | Austin Ekeler +$25 |
| D | Pinky and the BrainEric & Jason | −$32 | Kirk Cousins +$35 |
| F | Stay In ZuerleinWalter G. | −$99 | Mike Williams +$14 |
Grade = how far a team's total net sits from the league average (A: 1+ standard deviation above; F: 1+ below). The league average is always $0.
Paid vs. earned by position
Each dot is a pick: price paid (across) vs. dollars earned (up). Dashed line = break-even. Blue dots earned more than they cost; red dots didn't. Dots on the floor earned $0. Hover or tab to a dot for details. The full board below is the table view.
Full board
150 of 150 picks
| Cooper Kupp | WR | Fucking Awful | $16 | 17/17 | 21.6 | $91 | +$75 |
| Tom Brady | QB | RollAway _ TheDrew | $3 | 17/17 | 22.0 | $67 | +$64 |
| Deebo Samuel | WR | QB QB | $1 | 16/17 | 18.8 | $63 | +$62 |
| Justin Herbert | QB | Herbie Fully -Loaded | $9 | 17/17 | 22.4 | $70 | +$61 |
| Josh Allen | QB | QB QB | $33 | 17/17 | 23.7 | $82 | +$49 |
| Mark Andrews | TE | Tater Thots | $8 | 17/17 | 14.6 | $54 | +$46 |
| Aaron Rodgers | QB | Tater Thots | $11 | 16/17 | 20.8 | $53 | +$42 |
| Jalen HurtsQ | QB | Dude Where's My Carr? | $8 | 15/17 | 20.8 | $50 | +$42 |
| Joe BurrowQ | QB | RollAway _ TheDrew | $5 | 16/17 | 19.6 | $43 | +$38 |
| Matthew Stafford | QB | Tater Thots | $6 | 17/17 | 19.4 | $44 | +$38 |
| Jonathan Taylor | RB | Oakland sadi | $49 | 17/17 | 20.8 | $84 | +$35 |
| Kirk Cousins | QB | Pinky and the Brain | $1 | 16/17 | 18.8 | $36 | +$35 |
| James Conner | RB | Herbie Fully -Loaded | $2 | 15/17 | 15.9 | $36 | +$34 |
| Ja'Marr Chase | WR | Dude Where's My Carr? | $5 | 17/17 | 15.5 | $38 | +$33 |
| Leonard Fournette | RB | RollAway _ TheDrew | $3 | 14/17 | 15.8 | $33 | +$30 |
| Dak Prescott | QB | Oakland sadi | $17 | 16/17 | 20.0 | $47 | +$30 |
| Kyler Murray | QB | QB QB | $22 | 14/17 | 21.5 | $51 | +$29 |
| Austin Ekeler | RB | Trey Area | $42 | 16/17 | 19.3 | $67 | +$25 |
| Bills D/ST | D/ST | Pinky and the Brain | $1 | 17/17 | 9.1 | $24 | +$23 |
| Patrick Mahomes | QB | QB QB | $39 | 17/17 | 21.3 | $60 | +$21 |
| Patriots D/ST | D/ST | Dude Where's My Carr? | $1 | 17/17 | 8.7 | $21 | +$20 |
| Joe Mixon | RB | Fucking Awful | $29 | 16/17 | 16.7 | $45 | +$16 |
| Lamar Jackson | QB | Fucking Awful | $21 | 12/17 | 20.0 | $35 | +$14 |
| Mike Williams | WR | Stay In Zuerlein | $1 | 16/17 | 13.0 | $15 | +$14 |
| Damien Harris | RB | Dude Where's My Carr? | $4 | 15/17 | 13.4 | $16 | +$12 |
| Diontae Johnson | WR | RollAway _ TheDrew | $10 | 16/17 | 13.8 | $21 | +$11 |
| Chris GodwinQ | WR | Pinky and the Brain | $8 | 14/17 | 13.8 | $18 | +$10 |
| Antonio BrownQ | WR | Herbie Fully -Loaded | $1 | 7/8 | 14.3 | $11 | +$10 |
| Davante Adams | WR | Oakland sadi | $44 | 16/17 | 17.7 | $53 | +$9 |
| Justin Jefferson | WR | Dude Where's My Carr? | $35 | 17/17 | 16.3 | $44 | +$9 |
| Ryan Tannehill | QB | Trey Area | $3 | 17/17 | 15.8 | $12 | +$9 |
| Justin Tucker | K | Trey Area | $1 | 17/17 | 9.4 | $9 | +$8 |
| Jameis WinstonQ | QB | Herbie Fully -Loaded | $2 | 7/17 | 16.8 | $8 | +$6 |
| Matt Gay | K | Pinky and the Brain | $1 | 17/17 | 9.2 | $7 | +$6 |
| Buccaneers D/ST | D/ST | Herbie Fully -Loaded | $3 | 17/17 | 7.3 | $9 | +$6 |
| Mike Evans | WR | RollAway _ TheDrew | $18 | 16/17 | 14.1 | $23 | +$5 |
| Darrell Henderson Jr. | RB | Tater Thots | $2 | 12/17 | 12.4 | $7 | +$5 |
| Dallas Goedert | TE | QB QB | $1 | 15/17 | 9.1 | $5 | +$4 |
| 49ers D/ST | D/ST | RollAway _ TheDrew | $2 | 17/17 | 7.1 | $6 | +$4 |
| T.J. HockensonQ | TE | Oakland sadi | $3 | 12/17 | 9.6 | $7 | +$4 |
| Russell Wilson | QB | Pinky and the Brain | $17 | 14/17 | 17.3 | $21 | +$4 |
| Jaylen Waddle | WR | Tater Thots | $3 | 16/17 | 12.1 | $7 | +$4 |
| Adam ThielenQ | WR | Trey Area | $9 | 13/17 | 12.8 | $10 | +$1 |
| Brandin CooksQ | WR | Oakland sadi | $2 | 16/17 | 11.7 | $3 | +$1 |
| Harrison Butker | K | RollAway _ TheDrew | $1 | 16/17 | 8.6 | $1 | +$0 |
| Broncos D/ST | D/ST | Oakland sadi | $1 | 17/17 | 6.5 | $1 | $0 |
| Travis Kelce | TE | Stay In Zuerlein | $43 | 16/17 | 13.6 | $43 | −$0 |
| Tyler Lockett | WR | Pinky and the Brain | $13 | 16/17 | 12.8 | $13 | −$0 |
| Josh Jacobs | RB | RollAway _ TheDrew | $16 | 15/17 | 13.3 | $15 | −$1 |
| AJ DillonQ | RB | Dude Where's My Carr? | $1 | 17/17 | 9.9 | $0 | −$1 |
| Ben Roethlisberger | QB | Stay In Zuerlein | $1 | 16/17 | 13.6 | $0 | −$1 |
| Brandon McManus | K | Stay In Zuerlein | $1 | 17/17 | 7.3 | $0 | −$1 |
| Browns D/ST | D/ST | Stay In Zuerlein | $1 | 17/17 | 5.9 | $0 | −$1 |
| Commanders D/ST | D/ST | Fucking Awful | $1 | 17/17 | 4.2 | $0 | −$1 |
| Curtis SamuelQ | WR | Dude Where's My Carr? | $1 | 5/17 | 1.4 | $0 | −$1 |
| DJ Chark Jr.Q | WR | Dude Where's My Carr? | $1 | 3/17 | 10.3 | $0 | −$1 |
| David Johnson | RB | Pinky and the Brain | $1 | 13/17 | 5.0 | $0 | −$1 |
| Deshaun Watson | QB | Pinky and the Brain | $1 | 0/17 | 0.0 | $0 | −$1 |
| Graham Gano | K | Oakland sadi | $1 | 17/17 | 7.0 | $0 | −$1 |
| Greg Zuerlein | K | QB QB | $1 | 16/17 | 8.4 | $0 | −$1 |
| Henry Ruggs III | WR | QB QB | $1 | 7/8 | 10.4 | $0 | −$1 |
| Jamaal Williams | RB | Stay In Zuerlein | $1 | 13/17 | 8.2 | $0 | −$1 |
| Jarvis Landry | WR | Fucking Awful | $1 | 12/17 | 8.9 | $0 | −$1 |
| Jason Myers | K | Tater Thots | $1 | 17/17 | 5.8 | $0 | −$1 |
| Jason Sanders | K | Dude Where's My Carr? | $1 | 17/17 | 6.3 | $0 | −$1 |
| Jonnu Smith | TE | Fucking Awful | $1 | 15/17 | 3.6 | $0 | −$1 |
| Laviska Shenault Jr. | WR | RollAway _ TheDrew | $1 | 16/17 | 6.0 | $0 | −$1 |
| Marquez Callaway | WR | Stay In Zuerlein | $1 | 17/17 | 7.6 | $0 | −$1 |
| Marquise Brown | WR | Stay In Zuerlein | $1 | 16/17 | 11.3 | $0 | −$1 |
| Marvin Jones Jr. | WR | Dude Where's My Carr? | $1 | 17/17 | 8.4 | $0 | −$1 |
| Matt Ryan | QB | Dude Where's My Carr? | $1 | 17/17 | 13.1 | $0 | −$1 |
| Melvin Gordon III | RB | QB QB | $1 | 16/17 | 11.3 | $0 | −$1 |
| Michael Carter | RB | Stay In Zuerlein | $1 | 14/17 | 9.7 | $0 | −$1 |
| Michael GallupQ | WR | Tater Thots | $1 | 9/17 | 8.2 | $0 | −$1 |
| Mike Gesicki | TE | Pinky and the Brain | $1 | 17/17 | 7.6 | $0 | −$1 |
| Phillip Lindsay | RB | Pinky and the Brain | $1 | 14/17 | 3.1 | $0 | −$1 |
| Rams D/ST | D/ST | QB QB | $1 | 17/17 | 6.2 | $0 | −$1 |
| Rhamondre Stevenson | RB | Tater Thots | $1 | 12/17 | 9.0 | $0 | −$1 |
| Robbie Gould | K | Herbie Fully -Loaded | $1 | 13/17 | 8.4 | $0 | −$1 |
| Robert TonyanQ | TE | Stay In Zuerlein | $1 | 8/17 | 5.2 | $0 | −$1 |
| Ronald Jones IIQ | RB | Pinky and the Brain | $1 | 15/17 | 5.0 | $0 | −$1 |
| Steelers D/ST | D/ST | Trey Area | $1 | 17/17 | 5.3 | $0 | −$1 |
| Taysom HillQ | QB | Stay In Zuerlein | $1 | 12/17 | 10.0 | $0 | −$1 |
| Trevor Lawrence | QB | Trey Area | $1 | 17/17 | 11.7 | $0 | −$1 |
| Trey Sermon | RB | QB QB | $1 | 6/17 | 4.5 | $0 | −$1 |
| Tua Tagovailoa | QB | Oakland sadi | $1 | 13/17 | 13.9 | $0 | −$1 |
| William Fuller VQ | WR | RollAway _ TheDrew | $1 | 2/17 | 3.3 | $0 | −$1 |
| Zack Moss | RB | Herbie Fully -Loaded | $1 | 13/17 | 7.2 | $0 | −$1 |
| George Kittle | TE | RollAway _ TheDrew | $25 | 14/17 | 11.6 | $23 | −$2 |
| Baker MayfieldQ | QB | Fucking Awful | $2 | 14/17 | 12.9 | $0 | −$2 |
| Corey DavisQ | WR | Tater Thots | $2 | 9/17 | 9.8 | $0 | −$2 |
| Justin Fields | QB | Fucking Awful | $2 | 12/17 | 10.6 | $0 | −$2 |
| Kenyan DrakeQ | RB | Oakland sadi | $2 | 12/17 | 7.3 | $0 | −$2 |
| Noah Fant | TE | Oakland sadi | $2 | 16/17 | 7.8 | $0 | −$2 |
| Ravens D/ST | D/ST | Tater Thots | $2 | 17/17 | 3.4 | $0 | −$2 |
| Tyler Boyd | WR | RollAway _ TheDrew | $2 | 16/17 | 9.4 | $0 | −$2 |
| Younghoe Koo | K | Fucking Awful | $2 | 17/17 | 7.2 | $0 | −$2 |
| Tee Higgins | WR | Trey Area | $15 | 14/17 | 13.0 | $13 | −$3 |
| Courtland Sutton | WR | Oakland sadi | $3 | 17/17 | 7.1 | $0 | −$3 |
| Logan ThomasQ | TE | Dude Where's My Carr? | $3 | 6/17 | 7.4 | $0 | −$3 |
| Michael ThomasQ | WR | Trey Area | $3 | 0/17 | 0.0 | $0 | −$3 |
| Sony Michel | RB | Herbie Fully -Loaded | $3 | 17/17 | 8.0 | $0 | −$3 |
| Kenny Golladay | WR | Oakland sadi | $4 | 14/17 | 5.0 | $0 | −$4 |
| Trey Lance | QB | Trey Area | $4 | 6/17 | 10.8 | $0 | −$4 |
| Chase Claypool | WR | QB QB | $5 | 15/17 | 9.1 | $0 | −$5 |
| DeVonta Smith | WR | Trey Area | $5 | 17/17 | 9.0 | $0 | −$5 |
| Mike DavisQ | RB | Fucking Awful | $5 | 17/17 | 6.8 | $0 | −$5 |
| Brandon Aiyuk | WR | Herbie Fully -Loaded | $6 | 17/17 | 8.4 | $0 | −$6 |
| D'Andre Swift | RB | Trey Area | $23 | 13/17 | 13.7 | $16 | −$7 |
| Robby Anderson | WR | Herbie Fully -Loaded | $7 | 17/17 | 6.6 | $0 | −$7 |
| Najee Harris | RB | Trey Area | $45 | 17/17 | 15.5 | $37 | −$8 |
| David Montgomery | RB | Fucking Awful | $23 | 13/17 | 13.4 | $14 | −$9 |
| DJ Moore | WR | Pinky and the Brain | $9 | 17/17 | 11.2 | $0 | −$9 |
| Gus EdwardsQ | RB | Herbie Fully -Loaded | $9 | 0/17 | 0.0 | $0 | −$9 |
| Jerry Jeudy | WR | Trey Area | $9 | 10/17 | 6.6 | $0 | −$9 |
| JuJu Smith-Schuster | WR | Herbie Fully -Loaded | $10 | 5/17 | 5.5 | $0 | −$10 |
| Chase Edmonds | RB | Oakland sadi | $11 | 12/17 | 10.2 | $0 | −$11 |
| Javonte Williams | RB | Trey Area | $11 | 17/17 | 10.8 | $0 | −$11 |
| Myles Gaskin | RB | QB QB | $11 | 17/17 | 8.8 | $0 | −$11 |
| Odell Beckham Jr.D | WR | Oakland sadi | $11 | 14/17 | 7.7 | $0 | −$11 |
| Kyle Pitts | TE | Trey Area | $13 | 17/17 | 8.4 | $0 | −$13 |
| Julio Jones | WR | Fucking Awful | $14 | 10/17 | 6.5 | $0 | −$14 |
| Stefon Diggs | WR | Stay In Zuerlein | $37 | 17/17 | 13.8 | $22 | −$15 |
| Derrick Henry | RB | Pinky and the Brain | $66 | 8/17 | 23.0 | $49 | −$17 |
| Amari Cooper | WR | RollAway _ TheDrew | $17 | 15/17 | 11.2 | $0 | −$17 |
| Keenan Allen | WR | Fucking Awful | $30 | 16/17 | 12.8 | $13 | −$18 |
| Raheem MostertQ | RB | Stay In Zuerlein | $18 | 1/17 | 2.0 | $0 | −$18 |
| Robert WoodsQ | WR | Dude Where's My Carr? | $25 | 9/17 | 12.7 | $7 | −$18 |
| Chris CarsonQ | RB | QB QB | $20 | 4/17 | 11.3 | $0 | −$20 |
| Miles Sanders | RB | Tater Thots | $21 | 12/17 | 8.7 | $0 | −$21 |
| Kareem HuntQ | RB | Tater Thots | $27 | 8/17 | 12.4 | $4 | −$23 |
| Tyreek Hill | WR | Oakland sadi | $49 | 17/17 | 14.2 | $26 | −$23 |
| CeeDee Lamb | WR | QB QB | $31 | 16/17 | 12.1 | $7 | −$25 |
| Antonio Gibson | RB | RollAway _ TheDrew | $39 | 16/17 | 13.0 | $14 | −$25 |
| James RobinsonQ | RB | Fucking Awful | $25 | 14/17 | 11.3 | $0 | −$25 |
| Aaron Jones | RB | Herbie Fully -Loaded | $43 | 15/17 | 13.5 | $17 | −$26 |
| Allen Robinson II | WR | Pinky and the Brain | $26 | 12/17 | 5.7 | $0 | −$26 |
| A.J. Brown | WR | Fucking Awful | $28 | 13/17 | 11.5 | $1 | −$27 |
| Darren Waller | TE | Herbie Fully -Loaded | $34 | 11/17 | 9.6 | $7 | −$27 |
| Alvin Kamara | RB | Herbie Fully -Loaded | $63 | 13/17 | 16.3 | $34 | −$30 |
| Terry McLaurin | WR | QB QB | $31 | 17/17 | 10.3 | $0 | −$31 |
| Ezekiel ElliottQ | RB | Dude Where's My Carr? | $51 | 17/17 | 13.4 | $19 | −$32 |
| Nick Chubb | RB | RollAway _ TheDrew | $57 | 14/17 | 14.7 | $25 | −$33 |
| Dalvin Cook | RB | Stay In Zuerlein | $55 | 13/17 | 14.6 | $22 | −$33 |
| Clyde Edwards-Helaire | RB | Tater Thots | $33 | 10/17 | 10.8 | $0 | −$33 |
| DK MetcalfQ | WR | Tater Thots | $41 | 17/17 | 12.2 | $8 | −$33 |
| DeAndre HopkinsQ | WR | Tater Thots | $41 | 10/17 | 12.6 | $7 | −$34 |
| Calvin RidleyOUT | WR | Stay In Zuerlein | $37 | 5/17 | 11.1 | $0 | −$37 |
| Christian McCaffreyQ | RB | Dude Where's My Carr? | $62 | 7/17 | 15.6 | $16 | −$46 |
| Saquon Barkley | RB | Pinky and the Brain | $53 | 13/17 | 9.8 | $0 | −$53 |
Earned = what a player's production was worth in auction dollars. Every point scored above a replacement-level starter is worth the same amount, set so the league's total earnings equal its $1978 total spend. Players at or below replacement earn $0 because you'd bench them, so the most a pick can lose is its price. Net = earned − paid, and across the league it always sums to $0. GP = games played of the team's games. Injury tags show current status.
Updated Sep 30, 2026